The Dr. Patel Penis Jet Ski FlotillaThe plastic surgeon’s pickup service wasn’t exactly what I expected. Stepping out into the busy city street fronting my building, I’d…Sep 15, 2023Sep 15, 2023
Campus Cats in the Night LightThe poorly lit lobby had a slippery floor, and I skidded along it like a novice ice skater. A few other night-class students were…Jul 13, 2023Jul 13, 2023
Working at a Call CenterThe gabbling, cacophonic hum of a hundred contiguous conversations… The constant crackling in my headset made it hard to understand…Jun 26, 2023Jun 26, 2023
Leprechaun Pu$$y N’ $hitFlat on my back, I awoke to bass booming in the background, as if I were outside of a nightclub…Jun 11, 2023Jun 11, 2023
TO CATCH A THIEF… AND THEN HOLD THE ASSHOLE HOSTAGEIntruder experiences an extended stayMay 2, 2023May 2, 2023
Fan Bing Bing Sucks Off The BoogeymanAs I click to download Lost in Beijing, I hear a bitch whisper, “The opacity of the system…” Sitting up in my hospital bed, I shift my…Apr 24, 2023Apr 24, 2023
THE SENSITIVITY READER CUTS HIS OWN PENISThe Sensitivity Reader ran his bony fingers through his salt-and-pepper mohawk. He’d been under duress these past days. Locked down inside…Mar 27, 2023Mar 27, 2023
Man with a PonytailWe were in a Grateful Dead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pearl Jam and basketball phase. We smoked weed, wore tie-dye shirts AND balled…Mar 15, 2023Mar 15, 2023
