kim cancerThe Dr. Patel Penis Jet Ski FlotillaThe plastic surgeon’s pickup service wasn’t exactly what I expected. Stepping out into the busy city street fronting my building, I’d…7 min read·Sep 15, 2023----
kim cancerGhost the MachineI sensed a presence as soon as I clicked open the file…6 min read·Jul 27, 2023----
kim cancerCampus Cats in the Night LightThe poorly lit lobby had a slippery floor, and I skidded along it like a novice ice skater. A few other night-class students were…5 min read·Jul 13, 2023----
kim cancerWorking at a Call CenterThe gabbling, cacophonic hum of a hundred contiguous conversations… The constant crackling in my headset made it hard to understand…7 min read·Jun 26, 2023----
kim cancerLeprechaun Pu$$y N’ $hitFlat on my back, I awoke to bass booming in the background, as if I were outside of a nightclub…7 min read·Jun 11, 2023----
kim cancerTO CATCH A THIEF… AND THEN HOLD THE ASSHOLE HOSTAGEIntruder experiences an extended stay18 min read·May 2, 2023----
kim cancerFan Bing Bing Sucks Off The BoogeymanAs I click to download Lost in Beijing, I hear a bitch whisper, “The opacity of the system…” Sitting up in my hospital bed, I shift my…16 min read·Apr 24, 2023----
kim cancerTHE SENSITIVITY READER CUTS HIS OWN PENISThe Sensitivity Reader ran his bony fingers through his salt-and-pepper mohawk. He’d been under duress these past days. Locked down inside…7 min read·Mar 27, 2023----
kim cancerMan with a PonytailWe were in a Grateful Dead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pearl Jam and basketball phase. We smoked weed, wore tie-dye shirts AND balled…6 min read·Mar 15, 2023----